1. You are being spyed on by a remote control car with a camera mounted to the top.
2. Your child saves his mall gift cards to buy a giant book called Visual Basic, then reads it.
3. A son begs you for a month to buy him his own Periodic Table of Elements. Then he carries it around with him for days.
4. Male bonding time includes websites, wireless networks, five computers in the same room and a lot of language you just don't understand.
5. After reminding your husband that your anniversary is coming, he reminds you that he just got you a Mother's day present - from Best Buy.
6. When traveling, you pick your hotel based on free wireless internet.
7. When you have computer problems, you call your kids.
Does anyone have a girl child I could borrow?
